You’ve got baggage — and this hat carries it. Whether your issues stem from your ex, your swing, or the fact that your caddie is a 5'11 walking red flag, this one’s for the emotionally unavailable and the over-accessorized.
Because even if your game’s a mess, your fit shouldn’t be.
Features:
26% cotton, 74% polyester
Structured, six-panel build with breathable mesh back
Mid-profile fit with a low-profile embroidery area
3.5″ crown — high enough for your issues to fit under
Hard buckram front panels + Permacurv® visor
Matching undervisor for emotional consistency
Classic plastic snapback closure
Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Care Instructions:
Spot clean only — we don't air our dirty laundry here.
Vibe Check:
✅ Golf cart therapy sessions
✅ Daddy issues in a fairway-friendly font
✅ Shots you regret (on and off the course)
✅ "I'm fine" energy in hat form
