Some people go to church. You go to the tee box. This hat is for the saints who swear, the sinners who swing, and the chain-smokers who still outdrive the group. Whether it’s your swing path or your Saturday night decisions — if it’s a little messy, it’s probably more fun.
Forgive me Father, for I have carted.
Features:
26% cotton, 74% polyester
Structured, six-panel design with mesh back (for max redemption ventilation)
Mid-profile fit with a low-profile embroidery zone
3.5″ crown — praise be
Hard buckram front panels + Permacurv® visor
Matching undervisor to keep it holy
Classic plastic snapback closure
Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Care Instructions:
Spot clean only. Do not baptize.
Vibe Check:
✅ Cig in one hand, 7-iron in the other
✅ Regrets before noon
✅ Catholic guilt but make it country club
✅ Swearing after a shank and repenting by the cart girl
