Divots & Daddy Issues Trucker Hat - Cuntry Club Casual

Your swing isn’t the only thing that needs therapy. This hat is for the ones who hit bombs, make bad choices, and blame it all on their upbringing. Whether you're chunking shots or trauma-dumping on Hole 6, this one says, “I golf for the validation.”

Because sometimes the only thing deeper than your divots… is your unresolved childhood stuff.

Features:

26% cotton, 74% polyester

Structured, six-panel construction with breathable mesh back

Mid-profile fit with low-profile embroidery area

3.5″ crown (room for the burden you carry)

Hard buckram front panels + Permacurv® visor

Matching undervisor for emotional stability

Plastic adjustable snapback

Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

Care Instructions:
Spot clean only — but the issues? Permanent.

Vibe Check:
✅ Abandonment issues but make it sporty
✅ Trauma jokes mid-scramble
✅ “My therapist plays too” energy
✅ Still hitting it farther than your dad