For the golfer who believes in second chances... and chain-smoking through the first nine. This hat is for the ones who re-tee without asking, light up without flinching, and genuinely think “mulligan” is a birthright.
Because if God didn’t want you to reload, He wouldn’t have made you hot.
Features:
26% cotton, 74% polyester
Structured six-panel build with breathable mesh back (smoke-friendly airflow)
Mid-profile fit with a low-profile embroidery area
3.5″ crown — where the Marlboros rest between holes
Hard buckram front panels + Permacurv® visor
Matching undervisor for consistency (unlike your game)
Classic plastic snapback
Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Care Instructions:
Spot clean only — Marlboro ash not included.
Vibe Check:
✅ Two-putt max policy
✅ Ashtray in the cupholder
✅ Golf cart philosopher energy
✅ Making bad decisions look hot since Hole 1
